The Most Beautiful Woman in the World Award

My adoration for women is actually a rather innocent one if I am allowed to judge myself. I will be more than happy to outline my criteria that define my own judgment, because it's not righteous to be one's own judge. But, I think I will let my results speak for themselves.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for most exotic beauty, goes to Jennifer Connelly. I cannot get her hair out my head from the movie Blood Diamond. Of course, she's in the bushes in West Africa following the story of conflict diamonds and doesn't have time to setup an appointment with a hairdresser. But when someone can be that gorgeous even under those circumstances, that's what drives me wild. Forget the fact that I've been in love with her since I first saw her in Labyrinth and I've followed her career throughout some of my most favorite movies including House of Sand and Fog, Dark Water, and He's Just Not That Into You. Jennifer Connelly steals away with the most beautiful woman in the world for most exotic beauty.

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World Award

The most beautiful woman in the world, for being an unexpected hottie, goes to Jenna Fischer. I started watching The Office when it first came out in 2005 and I noticed the cute receptionist behind the desk. I loved the way she flirted with Jim and dealt with Michael. I was actually rooting for Jim and now he finally is with her, with a child and the whole nine yards. But then, I saw her on the cover of Shape in November 2009. It seriously was one of those Wow moments. Who in the world is that? The hottest little hottie to grace the cover of Shape, and I had no idea that the cool, cute receptionist from The Office was that gorgeous. Jenna Fischer takes by a landslide the most beautiful woman in the world for being an unexpected hottie.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for absolute adorability, goes to Jennifer Aniston. Bursting onto the scene in Friends, she caught everyone's attention with her rich-girl innocence and her amazing beauty. The Rachel hairdo became a national hit. Millions of girls tuned in every week just to see what she was wearing. Even though she couldn't miss no matter what she wore, she had some of the most famous outfits including the green dress in TOW No One's Ready, the yellow dress in TOW All The Kissing, and the black dress in TOW Monica's Thunder. Rachel Green owned that show and Jennifer Aniston went on to star in such favorites as Office Space, Along Came Polly, and The Break-Up. Jennifer Aniston sweeps the votes for the most beautiful woman in the world for absolute adorability.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for pure loveliness, goes to Angela Kinsey. Another unexpected beauty comes from The Office in the form of Angela Martin. She plays the straight-laced accountant who can't stand inappropriate behavior, excessive indulgence or frivolous activities. However, she goes on to have an affair with both Dwight and Andy at the same time showing us that she too is human and not above temptation. But then, I saw Angela Kinsey sport a turquoise blouse with black shorts, high heels and straight blonde hair. That's when I realized how perfectly gorgeous she really was. That was just the first of many enjoyable other-thanThe Office sightings including the red bikini top and cut off shorts on a day at the beach with her daughter, the blue dress at the premiere of "Meskada" after party, and a slew of red carpet outfits that knock me dead every time I see her. Angel Kinsey blasts the competition away for the most beautiful woman in the world for pure loveliness.

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World Award

The most beautiful woman in the world, for stunning angel, goes to Emily Procter. Of course, I first noticed her as Calleigh Duquesne in CSI: Miami, a beautiful detective who was nice to everyone, but stern at times when the situation called for it. The first episode I watched was when a new officer was being introduced to the force and one of his first duties was as an observer of everything Calleigh was doing. She explained a few things to get him up to speed and then she welcomed him to the Miami Dade Police Department. Her eyes stayed fixed for what seemed like eternity and she flashed that smile that would haunt me for years. Emily Procter triumphs as the most beautiful woman in the world for stunning angel.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for sheer elegance, goes to Sasha Alexander. She hit the scene in her first memorable performance as Gretchen, Pacey's older sister, in the wildly conflicted, overly dramatic, idealistic world of Dawson's Creek. She and Dawson share a romance that is encumbered with too much thinking and not enough spontaneity, even though once in awhile you see sparks of an actual relationship in there somewhere. She immediately became one of the actresses who holds the status, "If she is in it, I will watch it." Hence, my attention turned to NCIS when I saw her pure gorgeousness grace the show as the big sister type to the team. Obviously, I was heartbroken when she was murdered by Ari. But, Rizzoli & Isles have become the balm that soothes all ails. Sasha Alexander gallops away with the most beautiful woman in the world for sheer elegance.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for unmatched brilliance, goes to Beth Riesgraf. Repelling into my life as Parker in Leverage, she is a bit naïve about certain facts of life even though she is remarkably skilled in cracking safes, scaling buildings and gaining entrance whether legally or illegally. It's the stern look that comes across her face when she is thinking about something as deep as she can, but her smile is mesmerizing. You melt when you see her fifty gorgeous expressions. Where has she been all my life? She pulls off beautifully the rock and roll blonde, the straight hair formal and the runway yellow dress with designer pocketbook to match. Beth Riesgraf lifts the most beautiful woman in the world for unmatched brilliance.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for stealing the show, goes to Natalie Portman. Of course, she had been in Anywhere But Here and Beautiful Girls along with a slew of other huge hits. But, I didn't sit up and notice her until a pregnant girl with no shoes is abandoned at America's department store in Where the Heart Is. Adopted by a crazy couple, she grew from a childish teenager into a professional lady who finally learns how to trust her heart again. From then on, I have not been able to take my eyes off of her. She rocks the innocent look in Sesame Street while dominating sexy in such works as Black Swan and No Strings Attached. Natalie Portman is hands down the most beautiful woman in the world for stealing the show.

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World Award

The most beautiful woman in the world, for total whiplash head turner, goes to Katherine Heigl. When you see her smile from the side in that infamous "sucker" scene in The Ugly Truth, your heart passionately screams, "I want to be in that guy's shoes." She's down to earth playful, seriously red carpet hot and even pulls off the bad hair day with beauty most runway models would die to embody. I think I love her most when she's facing her own mortality in Grey's Anatomy "Good Mourning" or facing someone else's in "Dream a Little Dream." It's in those deadly serious moments that you find her true beauty glowing from within. Katherine Heigl rules the most beautiful woman in the world for total whiplash head turner.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for dripping hot sexy, goes to Charlize Theron. When she caught my attention in The Devil's Advocate, I thought to myself that someone would literally have to be daft to drift away from her into a meaningless marriage. But, that was written into the script. Just look at how she rocked Mighty Joe Young, Reindeer Games, The Italian Job and Hancock. She even made a serial killer seem likable in Monster. But to really understand the jaw dropping, massive coronary, stand-there-with-nothing-to-say pure sexiness Charlize exudes, all you have to do is witness her raw amour as she walks down the hallway leaving layers of clothing behind in the renowned Dior J'Adore commercial. Charlize Theron demands the most beautiful woman in the world for dripping hot sexy.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for pure enchantment, goes to Christi Paul. The CNN's Headline News anchor as well as for In Session on truTV. She is the ultimate girl next door with the prom queen beauty. But, there were some Miss America aspirations that could have come true as witnessed by her climb from Miss Mansfield to Miss Greater Cleveland as she worked her way up to running for Miss Ohio in 1993. WDTV was smart to hire her as broadcast journalism just seems to be in her blood. And now you know where I get my news spoon fed from everyday. Christi Paul wears the most beautiful woman in the world crown for pure enchantment.

Robin Meade certainly shares the title of pure enchantment along with Christi Paul. With her adorable laugh and the new style she has brought to the news, I stay on top of what's going on in the world today and it's easy to figure out why. Plus, Robin's song Welcome Home is a touching tribute to the troops who are fighting overseas and that means a lot to a veteran like me. But, the reason why I step out of protocol and share a title between these two gorgeous anchors from CNN is because their lives are so totally similar. Robin Meade was born in Ohio in 1969. However, she went on to become Miss Ohio in 1992 and was one of the top ten finalists in the 1993 Miss America Beauty Pageant. They both are married with children and living in Georgia. So, I tap Robin Meade to share the most beautiful woman in the world for pure enchantment with Christi Paul. It's the most beautiful woman in the world for crying out loud! I'm sure they don't have a problem sharing it.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for knocking my socks off entirely, goes to Scarlett Johansson. With only one exception, the mysterious skip in 2000, Scarlett has at the very least brought us something new every year since her inception in 1994 with North. Among my favorites are Lost in Translation, The Perfect Score, and In Good Company just to name a few. But, it's when she plays the parts in such movies as He's Just Not That Into You that you see her amazing sensuousness. Her wonderful laugh, the elegant look over her shoulder, even her ability to be innocent while entrenched in raw passion makes me fall in love with her over and over again. Scarlett Johansson epitomizes the most beautiful woman in the world for knocking my socks off entirely.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for endearing fascination, goes to Julie Bowen. Catching my attention in Ed, I immediately hung on her every scene. I cursed the director and the other actors who were stealing our precious time away from me. But then, she became the love interest in Happy Gilmore and Adam Sandler's daydreams are nothing short of ingenious. She is the reason I became a fan of Boston Legal just like she's the reason I watch Modern Family now. Her soft brown eyes can flash intense every once in awhile. But, her smile! It's the kind of smile that radiates and it is very contagious. Julie Bowen exhibits utter greatness of the most beautiful woman in the world for endearing fascination.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for being drop dead gorgeous, goes to Diane Lane. She cannot be touched! Since 1979, she has touched my heart and I wasn't even aware of how deeply then. But, I caught on when she exploded on the screen in Streets of Fire. That was the making of history. An all-time favorite of mine, I have enjoyed her in such greats as Chaplin, A Walk on the Moon and Under the Tuscan Sun. But, she brings it home in works like Jack, Judge Dred, and The Perfect Storm where she's not the lead but she steals each scene. She's class and elegance and everything you can say about a princess. A genuine model of all that is beautiful in the world, Diane Lane easily exemplifies the most beautiful woman in the world for being drop dead gorgeous.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for everlasting magnificence, goes to Ashley Judd. So powerful in her back story, she left her mother and sister while they were still on the road performing. She went off on her own to do her own thing and what a gift she has given us! She's in a long line of favorites to cherish such as Double Jeopardy, High Crimes, and Where the Heart Is. She could easily become a cult classic with roles like Eye of the Beholder, Twisted and Bug. She has the allure to bring fans from the outskirts into the mainstream because she can be pleasantly charming even when her character might be suffering from alcoholism, is mentally disturbed or grossly psychotic. Her beauty requires absolutely no makeup as she rocks the red carpet in dresses and skirts that she makes look good, while trumping the beauty of all the celebrities who flock to take their pictures with her. Ashley Judd simply is the world's most beautiful woman in the world for everlasting magnificence.

The most beautiful woman in the world, for redeeming grace, goes to Dana Delany. A routine Dana photo shoot can produce such great shots as the purple blouse with sexy hair in her eyes, the blue dress from Desperate Housewives, and the black shirt staring into the camera from Kidnapped. Truly amazing how effortlessly she makes it all look. I won't mention her age, which is by far the most phenomenal feature about her beauty. My heart skipped a beat when she leaned against the tree in Tombstone. I've watched every ounce I could find of her since, catching old reruns of China Beach, Wild Palms and Sweet Surrender. Checking out Multiple Sarcasms, A Beautiful Life and even Route 30. But now, I will be able to get my weekly Dana dosage in Body of Proof. I can't imagine this world without her! Dana Delany deserves most beautiful woman in the world for redeeming grace.

As you can see, these ladies are not ranked from one to three as being the most beautiful woman in the world. They are simply the most beautiful woman in the world. They cannot be put in any kind of order at all. Furthermore, it was very difficult to narrow my choices down to just these three. But, I did it! I finally narrowed my choices down to only those whom I absolutely consider to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

This panel acknowledges the fact that there is indeed a very beautiful woman in the world missing from this year's choices. There are quite a few in fact including but not limited to farmer's daughters, nuns, librarians, teachers, ex-girlfriends, sisters and my daughter, who are not included for legal reasons concerning my being on the panel, being its only panel member and to avoid any allegations of bias. It is only due to a sheer mental meltdown after making my selection that the rest of the most beautiful women in the world were not included.

For Successful Women Only - The Secrets to Achieving True Love!

The times have changed for women in the world today. We want to "have it all"-a career, loving husband and family. Not only that but we are searching for a deeper love and connection in our relationships. It is no longer OK to settle for a marriage of convenience or a "comfortable roommmates" scenario. We want love, romance and a best friend.

Remember the revolutionary dating book "The Rules" by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider. The book was a huge breakthrough for professional woman, who wanted the big career, the success and financial freedom that came along with it AND also in their heart still yearned for their prince Charming to hold the door open for us, take out the trash and pick up the tab at dinner. The Rules liberated professional women giving us not only permission, but guidelines, to have the kind of relationship we all yearned for.

Some examples of The Rules are: "don't meet him halfway or go dutch on a date", "don't call him and rarely return his calls" and "don't expect a man to change or try to change him". The Rules state that when you follow the Rules you learn how to be a "creature unlike any other" - confident, happy radiant."

What did following these Rules accomplish? What do they really mean? What is it that the Rules are really trying to teach. Well lets start with what we know does not work. Being desperate, clingy, or needy does not work. Revolving your whole life around a man does not work, especially a man you have been out with one or two times.

What also does not work is to pursue a relationship with a man like he is a goal. A client of mine, Amber, is a driven, hardworking graduate student. She is dating a man she really likes, but sometimes feels exhausted by the relationship because she has to work so hard. She says he is "passive" and the relationship would never "go anywhere" if she did not take the initiative.

For Successful Women Only - The Secrets to Achieving True Love!

It is not fun being the girl who sits by the phone waiting for the guy who may or may not be into you to call. And how many of you have spent HOURS on the phone with your girlfriends analyzing any scrap of attention he may sent your way. Or justifying his behavior when he doesn't call or only can find time to see you on Thursday after work and before football with his buddies. Translation- he's just not that into you. Sound familiar? Most women at some point in their lives have been there, done that, agonizing over a guy who does not like you as much as you like him.

"It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less -- even a vague pathetic facsimile of less -- than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don't settle for less. These guys exist because there are a lot of women out there who allow them to."

Greg Behrendt

So what is the solution to this problem? Can you return his phone call the next day and still have a loving caring relationship? The answer is YES! The solution is standards. Set standards for yourself and how you expect to be treated in a relationship. And then do not settle for anything less. Do not allow yourself to be treated as anything less than as the beautiful, interesting, intelligent woman that you are.

Here are some tips for setting your standards:

    Don't manipulate, nag or beg to try to get him to do what you want him to do. Ask directly for what you want and if he is not willing to work with you- let him go.

    Take your time getting to know him, you will never lose anything worth having by taking it slow.

    Don't try to turn him into someone you want to be with, What you see is what you get, people grow but they don't change.

    Get a life! Find your own fulfillment, cultivate your interests, and develop the talents God gave you.

    Know your mandatory requirements for a partner and do NOT settle for less.

    Commit to your own growth No Matter What. You will be gorgeous radiant and sexy AND able to return phone calls!

    Trust yourself not to allow someone to disrespect you because you respect yourself!

    Don't be afraid to move on if it is not working! If you are living a vital and fulfilling life it is only a matter of time before you meet Mr. Right, not Mr. Alright!

So how do independent women fall into the trap of neediness, making excuses, justifying poor behavior and settling for so much less than our ideal partner? Because despite all the financial and professional success women still long for love and connection.

For Successful Women Only - The Secrets to Achieving True Love!

Always know that no matter what Your True Love IS coming. So enjoy your life in the meantime. Embrace your hobbies and interests, commit to your personal growth. When you set your standards high you have a much better chance of getting what you want than if you settle for less and hope it will work or get better in time.

Herbal Breast Enhancements, Bringing Sexy Fashion Back to You and Models Around the World

Fashion - the art of looking good in the most current and up to date trends. Most women love fashion and staying up to date with the latest "in vogue" clothes. And lets not start talking about shoes in fashion, we will never get around to talking about breasts, the reason you are reading this. Over the years of fashion one thing has always remained constant and has not changed, Perky Breasts are always in fashion no matter what the year or style of clothes you are looking at.

Herbal Breast Enhancements, Bringing Sexy Fashion Back to You and Models Around the World

Cleavages in fashion have changed sizes many, many times but not once has sagging breasts been in fashion. Every model and every fashion icon, as long as they are female have perky breasts in common. Fashion models and super models generally have smaller breasts, these are better at resisting sagging breasts than larger breasted models. Models with the larger cleavage usually have cosmetic surgery or use herbal breast enhancements to help prevent a sagging bust.

So if you are suffering from a sagging cleavage it is time to take action and lift that bust. By lifting the cleavage and taking away the majority of the sagging, most women feel more comfortable in themselves and their self confidence rockets as they feel sexier and more likely to wear clothes they feel comfortable in and which looks good on them, instead of wearing clothes that are for hiding the breasts.

Herbal Breast Enhancements, Bringing Sexy Fashion Back to You and Models Around the World

Believe it or not, if you suffer from sagging breasts, you are five times as likely to buy clothes that hide the breasts than women who do not suffer from a sagging cleavage. This is a staggering amount of women buying clothes that do nothing for them and actually damage their self confidence. Well now is the time to change that.

Herbal Breast Enhancements, Bringing Sexy Fashion Back to You and Models Around the World

You want to feel good about your breasts, you want to wear the height of fashion and look amazing and not have to worry about how your cleavage looks, and then you should consider Herbal Breast Enhancements, used by thousands of women around the world and even by some of the top models in the industry.

Powerful Tips to Seduce Sexy Women

Are you one of those men who lack confidence every time you try and seduce sexy women? Are you looking for powerful tips to get a woman to be interested in you?

If you answered yes to the questions above, you have come to the right place! Below are powerful and helpful tips is seducing a sexy woman to be yours!

Powerful Tips to Seduce Sexy Women

o Show Confidence! Being your self sometimes isn't good enough for women. If most men were to be their true selves when they first tried to approach a woman, God knows what this world would be like. We all know that most men when they are 'themselves', like to fart, burp, and scratch themselves all the time. Women may put up with this behavior when you are married and live together for years and years, but this is considered rude and disgusting if we are just meeting you. So, in other words, when I say that being yourself sometimes isn't good enough, you need to put the behavior mentioned above aside and pretend to be more like a gentleman!
You need to be the best version of your self!

o Women like men to show emotion, but too much emotion can lead to a woman's interest resulting in a downfall. Be compassionate and play up to her emotions just a little. Men are the strong 'protectors' without the drama for women, not the opposite way around (wink!).

Powerful Tips to Seduce Sexy Women

o Always be courteous and act with good manners. A woman respects a man more with 'old school' values. Show us your softer side.

There are still many more tips to help you seduce sexy women, but the ones above will put you off to a good start.

Remember to always be yourself. Although we all need to act our best sometimes, a person should like you for who you are and not who you think they want you to be.

Karolina Kurkova is the Sexiest Women in the World

According to the E! entertainment television supermodel Karolina Kurkova is the sexiest woman in the world. She is on the top of the list and behind her there are Giselle Bundchen, Adriana Lima and Heidi Klum, etc...

"Karolina is flattered to have been named Sexiest Woman in the World by E! As she delves into the motion picture industry with her upcoming role in 'G.I. Joe,' she appreciates the support E! has given her."

When reporter asked her what "sexy" means to her she said: "A guy who's not afraid to cry or be vulnerable and show his softer side!"

Karolina Kurkova is the Sexiest Women in the World

This is the list of "Sexiest Woman in the World" by E!:

1. Karolina Kurkova
2. Bar Rafaeli
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Adriana Lima
7. Heidi Klum
8. Penelope Cruz
9. Manuela Arcuri
10. Shakira

Angelina Jolie about word "Brangelina"
Angelina Jolie gave a comment about new world in the tabloid world, word "Brangelina". Even press has been wrote that this expression disturb her, she said oppositely.

Karolina Kurkova is the Sexiest Women in the World

She said: "Honestly, I don't have a thought either way! Although on the set of 'Changeling,' director Clint Eastwood was calling us 'Clintelina.' I think that sounds funnier!"

Sexy Lingeries - Let The World Admire Your Clothing Sense

Clothes definitely add an extra zing to the style and personality of a person. It is always presumed that people should select clothes according to their figure. Everyone likes to look beautiful and attractive. Designer clothes helps to enhance the personality of a person. As nowadays, people are becoming more and more style conscious they look for better alternatives all the time. The designers are also doing great business while satiating the demand of the users. The garment industry is developing with each passing day as the trend of fashion is also changing each other day. Everybody is governed with the inner desire of looking beautiful and sexy. As such the sexy lingeries are hitting the markets with a bang.

Sexy Lingeries - Let The World Admire Your Clothing Sense

To boost up your self confidence it is always a better option to dress properly. When you feel that you are looking beautiful the notion automatically boosts up your confidence. One can never feel neglected and can perform every work with zeal and patience. The sexy lingeries are looked up as the best options to expose the beautiful and sexy figure of a woman. However, a person should be very careful while selecting a lingerie. The individual should be aware of her figure and size and try to select the appropriate size to feel comfortable. If a woman is very shy and self conscious then she should select the lingeries which do not expose her sensual areas.

Sexy Lingeries - Let The World Admire Your Clothing Sense

The Sexy Lingeries are available in various designs and sizes. They are basically made of velvet, satin or silk. The user can select her favourite colour to feel more confident and comfortable. It should always be borne in mind that during the summer time the bright colours should be opted while during the winter time, dark colours can be preferred. One can also find various items in the market such as sexy sleep wears, cup size bras, night shirts, finest tops, griddles and camisoles etc. The users should take notice of certain points while purchasing the lingeries such as their size, taste and desires etc.

Sexy Lingeries - Let The World Admire Your Clothing Sense

One can find her appropriate lingeries at various places. Women can even log onto the online stores to purchase stylish sexy lingeries at affordable prices. These stores display all the latest and the designer clothes to offer maximum satisfaction to the users. Moreover, these sites are regularly updated to assure that the users get whatever they want. Shopping online would offer the customers the liberty to enjoy availing their preferred thing from the comfort of their living room.

100 Most Beautiful Women in the World

I've always laughed at those kinds of lists. I've just never thought of any of them as very realistic. I mean I have to admit that Angelina Jolie is beautiful. That's not what I'm saying. But, what if there was some gorgeous angel in a village somewhere that the researchers for People have never visited?

I just think they make it too easy on themselves. They don't scour the earth looking for people who actually might fit the profile. No! They look as far as the headlines for the celebrities in high profile to complete their little lists. How accurate could it be if we haven't lined up every beautiful woman in the world and examined them thoroughly?

Yes, we have beauty pageants that cover every country in the world. Women who wish to participate. But, not every beautiful woman participates. There's a farmer's daughter somewhere in Japan or a pub owner's sister in Ireland who don't give one iota for being in a beauty pageant. So, really those beauty pageants are only by default. We can only choose from the ladies who are willing to compete.

100 Most Beautiful Women in the World

Sure, we come very close with our Hooter girls. And Hefner has the best idea of anyone for what a beautiful woman actually looks like. He's seen them. I just keep thinking that down by the river gathering water for her North African village is one lady that will blow them all away. But, she doesn't even know about a pageant or her beauty or some 100 most beautiful woman's list.

I wish those lists were named a little more accurately. They could be named 100 Most Beautiful Women In The World Of The Ones We Actually Know. Or why don't they just call it what it is? Just Another Competition Between The Celebrities. Suzy down the street doesn't get to play. This one is between Jennifer Anniston and Cherlize Theron, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. The celebrities get to see once again who is better than who. It's not as if they don't have enough of those already. That red carpet is getting pretty worn out.

100 Most Beautiful Women in the World

What I have actually wrestled with over the years is who I would pick in my top five. I wrestle with it because I'm unorthodox. While most guys go for the obvious, the latest and greatest. I'm a diehard. I've stuck with the same twenty throughout the years. And I can't put them in order for who actually gets the top five. It all depends on when I'm thinking about it.

Watching Leaving Las Vegas with Nicolas Cage, the answer is Elisabeth Shue. She's got some kind of look in her eye that knocks me dead. But, when I'm watching Under the Tuscan Sun, there's Diane Lane. My absolute favorite of all time! Until I watch Dangerous Minds and see Michelle Pfeiffer. Flipping through the channels I see Heather Locklear on Boston Legal. And what about Sarah Jessica Parker, Faith Hill, Shania Twain and oh...Carrie Underwood. And of course, Jennifer Anniston is on my list. She has to be! That was just a joke earlier. While I'm at it, Cherlize is too. And Lindsay Lohan for some reason.

But, did you notice? My list did not include any Pam, Paris or Britney. Mostly none of the beautiful women other men would choose would make my list for some reason. I mean, I see how beautiful they are. But, there's just something about them that keeps them off my list. And I can't figure it out. I've wrestled with it for years. Here's how the argument goes with me.

Who is more beautiful, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Anniston? My answer is Jennifer Anniston even though I do wrestle with it from time to time when I see a picture of Angelina Jolie in a foreign land spending time with a child. And she's for real about it too! She's no Madonna who comes from New York and tries to sound like she's British. The whole adoption thing with her was absolutely ridiculous. It's like she's trying to play catch up with Angelina like it's some kind of trendy thing to do. Anyway, see how I battle with it?

But, Jennifer wins out every time. Why? It's hard to explain. That's a funny conversation within itself.

"She's like the girl next door. Like she's not some supermodel or anything."

"But, she's as gorgeous as any of those supermodels."

"Oh, I know. I didn't mean it like that. But, there's something about her that's down to earth. She's more real to me."

And going over that conversation for you, I realized two more. Courtney Cox and Heidi Klum. It was the whole comparing Jennifer with a supermodel and I came up with Courtney and a supermodel. See how my mind works? How many is that so far anyway? It looks like in my top five, I have about thirteen. So, there's still a few missing.

100 Most Beautiful Women in the World

But to get back to my point about Jennifer, it's the whole real thing that does it for me. Angelina with her gracious style like her every move is choreographed. She makes taking a shot of whiskey look sexy. She makes the look when the alcohol burns her mouth look like you want a drink, not just a drink, her drink, not just her drink, her. Total sexy. All the time.

But, Jennifer I watched through the years in Friends. I've seen her sick. I've seen her cry. I've seen her in her pajamas with a busted lip. She was always gracious and always gorgeous. But, she was real.

It's like the sitcom wives. None of them would ever grace a catwalk or even Peoples most beautiful blah, blah, blah. But, they are. They are real and they are absolutely gorgeous.

Everybody Loves Raymond's Patricia Heaton. Stunning, and yet real.

Still Standing's Jamie Gertz. Always did love her.

According to Jim's Courtney Thorne-Smith, I mean cute right?

You get the point? What's that make sixteen now? Getting closer.

But, I don't always follow my own rules. I mean, I have no idea what the Jessica Simpson thing is about. I just like her. It's like at the end of Dukes of Hazard when she was even in blue jeans. See, I'm not even talking about her in her Daisy Dukes. I'm talking about when she's walking toward the roadblock trying to cause a distraction. The look in her eyes and the way she cocked her head as she was walking one foot in front of the other. That did it for me.

But, my main strength is seeing what others don't. Look at who has been an unsung hero for years. The sidekick to Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30. But, I first noticed her when she played a little part in an old David Schwimmer and Jason Lee movie entitled Kissing A Fool. Judy Greer stole one of the only scenes she was in when they finally realize Jason loves the girl his best friend David's been dating. Her jaw drops. She cocks her head. Then she scats out of the room. Her little part made the scene.

And then there's Ashley Judd. What gets me most about her is how she went out on her own. She was touring with her sister and her mother. But, that wasn't for her. She went off on her own and made her own name for herself. Boy, can she be sexy. And she is very real.

So, that brings me to one more left. What that actually means is that I have about thirty or forty in my top five. But, I'll spare you and just finish with that last one. I'll kick myself in the butt later for not including this one or not including that one. I just have to let you know that your jaw might drop. But, I have proof of how beautiful this lady can be. Bette Midler has a way of shooting a glance at the camera and knocking me dead.

So, that's basically my list of women I will never have. Women I would be lucky to even meet. But, I have a feeling. One day, I will be walking down the street minding my own business and I'll happen to look up just at the right time. I'll see her standing there. The most beautiful woman in the world. She'll talk to me in her Southern accent and I will completely melt. Then I will understand why People Magazine makes lists the way they do. I won't want the whole world knowing how beautiful she is either. Leave that competition to the ones who want it.